I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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