So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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