No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it glows. i had to have it.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
