I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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