The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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