Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
this is an emotional support booty call
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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