in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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