You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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