so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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