I'm going to jail i love you
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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