i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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