One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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