Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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