New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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