ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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