This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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