I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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