Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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