Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm sobbing to NWA
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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