last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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