This house was built for laser tag.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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