Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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