On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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