Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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