It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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