I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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