i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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