I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
and she was petting her beer can
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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