I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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