I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He's on the porch naked. Help.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
