No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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