come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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