No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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