So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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