She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
oh god the rape fog is back!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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