This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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