So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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