If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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