He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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