OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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