you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.