Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.