Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again