She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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