I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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