So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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