Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just pynch a tree in the face
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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