I heard we made out
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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