So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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