Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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