Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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