You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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