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(970): View more from Colorado

I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before

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(612): View more from Minnesota

smell my finger.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?

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(541): View more from Oregon

His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'

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(207): View more from Maine

It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I'll call you on my way home

(1-912): View more from Georgia

Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???

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