I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way