We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
