do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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