i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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