What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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