I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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